26 January 2012

Baltimore Ravens Sign Local Cat-Lover To Be New Kicker

At least this guy would be able to make a chip-shot field goal. If you replace Gillette Stadium with an alley on the South Side of Chicago and the football with his cat.

From the Sun Times:
Police charged a South Side man with animal cruelty after officers say they watched him take a running start and kick his kitten 15 feet before raising his arms to signal a field goal.
The officers immediately arrested a laughing Percy Love, 22, after he allegedly kicked the small black cat Monday afternoon in the 6200 block of South Campbell, police said.
He told officers: “This is my cat, Nightmare. He is tough, we play like that all the time. It’s just a cat,” police said.
In case you were wondering, the cat was taken in by a local animal hospital and is doing just fine. That is one tough cat. He was born in a pool of gasoline on a piece of rusty scrap metal. This cat is indestructible. He's got a weird thing for gasoline though. Drinks the stuff like there's no tomorrow.


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