30 January 2012

Girl Eats Nothing But McNuggets For 15 Years, Is Somehow Under 400 LBS.


As someone who doesn't have any kids, I can't imagine how frustrating they can be, especially when it comes to their diet. So when I hear things about parents letting their kids eat nothing but Kraft Singles and toothpaste for 6 months because they refuse to eat anything else, I don't judge. I know how stubborn kids can be, and I can sometimes barely stand to be around them, and I don't live with them or have to care about their well-being.

But letting your kid eat nothing but McNuggets for 15 years? Those are Parents of they Year!

(That's sarcasm font)

From the Daily Mail:
Ever since she was a toddler, Stacey Irvine has eaten little else but chicken nuggets and the occasional portion of chips.
Now, at the age of 17, she has been warned by doctors to change her appalling diet or die.
The factory worker – who says she has never tasted fresh fruit or vegetables – had to be taken to hospital earlier this week when she collapsed after struggling to breathe.
She recently collapsed from not being able to breathe properly (Fun!). I don't know what's sadder: the fact that a 17 year old has never once tasted fruit of vegetables, or that she's a factory worker before she's old enough to vote. She's literally a walking Alabama stereotype. From the sound of things, she won't be a walking anything for much longer AMIRITE???

(Rimshot)

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