28 February 2012

"What Did You Eat For Dinner? I Bet It Was Heroin!"

Getting ready for school in Ohio is awesome.
I don't have any kids, but I've watched a few of them in my day. For every kid that's reasonably well behaved, there are 10 that can be scientifically labeled "bratty little assholes". And no matter how you want to take care of them, there are all of these unspoken "rules" society frowns upon breaking. The masses get their panties in a bunch if you spank your kid, or even yell at them. Even grounding your kids can get you a stern talking-to from your local SuperParent.

There are many perfectly acceptable ways to raise your kids that society seems to frown on. Add "Giving your teenagers heroin before school to help with a toothache" to the ever-growing list.

Take it away, Logan, OH!
Ohio State University Police on Friday evening arrested a mother who is accused of injecting her teenage children with heroin before sending them to school, according to ONN's affiliate WBNS.
According to investigators, Shantel A. Parker injected her children, ages 14 and 16, with heroin and had been giving them heroin and other drugs for months.
Sheriff’s deputies said that the children told them their mother started to give them drugs to treat pain for a toothache.
Hopefully this lady gets a book deal. I've been waiting for someone to expand on the potential that LSD has in potty training for years.


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